My good followers in Turkey have struck a blow against the evil Westernization of women by bringing headscarves back to University. Some of my followers tell the press that this is simply a matter of religious "freedom", but we all know that my modern followers care as much about "freedom" of religion as they do about what to bring to Passover dinner. It will be a short step from allowing headscarves for women at Turkish universities to demanding them, which will be good for Turkish Society because it will put women back on the road to serfdom.
Why is this a good thing, you Western infidels may ask? Well I'll tell you- I don't know.
To be truthful, I have nothing against women, and Islamic countries historically gave women much more freedom many centuries ago, when our civilization was in full flower. But if today my followers want to turn women into dogs, then I guess they have to be allowed to. Freedom's just another word for everything left to lose, eh? What I find most puzzling is that Islamic women seem to embrace it- imagine if you will American African-American college students going to class with lynchers' nooses around their necks because they demanded the right to do so. Weird, huh?
But my followers say this is what I want, so I won't argue with them. I don't dare. Besides, as the devout Islamic woman pictured here shows, headscarves can be hot.
6 comments:
Well of course you have to give your followers what they want. Otherwise they would strap bombs to their children and blow you up.
Yes, infidel, to tell you the truth, my followers scare the Hell out of me!
You are a brave man.
So why do yo cover up your chicks?
Merciless One, it is braver to go through the eye of a needle than to spit in a camel's nose. I do not know what that means either.
Ms. Rag, we cover our chicks because the Koran says that only a rooster may fondle little chicks. Personally, I believe that injunction was an agricultural statement, and I am somewhat disturbed by the way the Catholic priesthood has put it into practice sometimes. But there you are.
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